quit asking me what i’m doing for the 4th of july i’m JERKING OFF!!!

penny / 23 / she/they / icon by al kat

twitter after you’ve looked at 300 posts:

homebeccer:

image
Jul 02 ✧ reblog 3796

localvoidcat:

i can’t be trusted with sour gummies i’m guzzling this shit down like a hog that’s tasted blood

Jul 02 ✧ reblog 10952

lastoneout:

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

  • change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you’re going to get blocked bcs people think you’re a bot
  • this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
  • you can set your likes and follows to private
  • checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
  • follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
  • drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
  • DON’T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won’t be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won’t get in trouble!!
  • tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
  • be nice to the reddit refugees, they’re our friends <3
Jul 02 ✧ reblog 26822

norelationtodonkeykong:

norelationtodonkeykong:

if you haven’t kept track of what’s happened with twitter, elon fucked the servers so you can only read 600 posts. scrolled and posted for 5 minutes and im locked out. this rules lol

image

the kingdom of saudi arabia sovreign wealth fund invested billions of dollars in helping elon buy twitter because the crown prince of saudi arabia is a moron. if elon ever visits the middle east they’re gonna grind him into hamburger

Jul 02 ✧ reblog 3630

pissvortex:

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

Jul 02 ✧ reblog 25269

creekfiend:

image

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

Jul 02 ✧ reblog 55210

maddness9000:

twitter didnt appreciate this one

ozi-uwu:

image

Pweas 🥺

Jul 02 ✧ reblog 283